1. Cher opens the show with ""You're No Good"" and a monologue about some of the letters she's received about the show. 2. Marty is cast as a door-to-door salesman in this short comedy sketch. 3. Cher teams up with Teri ""Ragtime Cowboy Joe"" 4. Teri is featured as the wife of the Lone Ranger (Marty). 5. Cher performs a medley of ""Half Breed"", ""Gypsys, Tramps and Thieves"" and ""Dark Lady."" 6. Jimmie appears in a blackout of the popular margarine commercial. 7. Cher plays a school principal confronting troublemaker Jimmie. 8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher delivers a monologue about a dateless Saturday night. 9. Cher sings ""My Love"" 10. ""The Flying Garbanzos"" -- A dysfunctional family of trapeze artists (Cher, Marty and Teri) are questioned by a police officer (Jimmie) investigating the untimely death of Hilda the human cannonball. 11. Cher closes the show.